An Octoberfest in downtown L.A. (Lovely Ames) this Saturday night and I feel obligated, because of my German heritage to attend. My knowledge of polka would probably amaze some people and my ability to enjoy a stein or two will surprise no one. Out of respect for my neighbors I will keep the lederhosen put away. My wife, Chris, pointed out that I seem to claim any Nationality that happens to be celebrating as my own at which I feigned sadness and explained "Do you think it's any fun not knowing who you are". Can't wait for this year's Alien Heritage week in Roswell.