I'm a native of Maplewood, Minnesota, a suburb of St. Paul. It was there that I was inflicted with the curse of being a Minnesota Vikings fan. There is still no known cure, though many times I wish there was. I'm also an avid follower of the Minnesota Twins and of course, the Iowa State Cyclones.
Nope. No. NO. NOOOOO! This cannot be allowed to happen! They’re making a musical version of “Bull Durham”, only the best baseball, nay, SPORTS movie of all time? No. Not on my watch.
Okay, writer-director Ron Shelton is on board but that doesn’t make it a good idea. At the very least, they need a song called “The Rose Goes in the Front, Big Guy”.