OK it's 6 am, I've had breakfast, done dishes, watched the sanitary engineers pick up my garbage and took the can back, petted the pests (pets) and now sit down with my coffee to watch sunrise. Day 2 of vacation begins. Last night I was struck by a senior moment. Was in the kitchen preparing my hamburger bun, mayonaise, ketchup, tomato, onion, and pickle...sweet potato fries as a side. I decided t...
o change shirts to prepare my self for the eventual drippins' I seem to incite. I returned and we retired to the living room to enjoy this repartee while watching TV. I was 2 bites into my sandwich, which was tasty except it was lacking the hamburger. How does one get back to the kitchen to correct your mistake without your wife noticing...You don't! Desert, ample amounts of hysterical laughter....Bon Appetite!